Skypasm
Reaching sexual climax (orgasm) by masturbating to something of a sexual nature involving another infront of a webcam (on skype, msn etc). "I felt so dirty and ashamed. He flopped his cock out on cam...
View ArticlePrixels
Pixels which form to create the illusion of a penis on a computer screen (combination of prick and pixels). "Watch where you're swinging those prixels. You're going to poke a midgets eye out one day,...
View ArticleTexist
A person who enjoys poking fun at Texans, or Texan lifestyle. Liz : "Is you going to hunt you some deer, and drink you some beer?" (deliberately laughs like a redneck).Othon : "Grow up and quit being...
View ArticleFreenis
A name given to a freebie penis often worn by newbies on Second Life. "Dude, put your freenis away. That thing isn't attractive"
View ArticleLube-Gloss
Personal lubricant (usually flavoured and/or scented) which can also be smeared onto a woman's lips and used in lieu of lipgloss. "Shit, Othon...my lips are chaffing after giving you bj and I left my...
View ArticleAllahfied
A course of action which has been given the 'stamp of approval' either by the Koran, some other islamic text or an islamic sheihk. Waleed : " Aaliyah will you marry me?"Aaliyah: : "I would Waleed, but...
View ArticleFatty Dipping
As opposed to Skinny Dipping, which is often reknowned for being quite visually pleasing to onlookers, Fatty Dipping is the act of one or more overweight individuals creating a public eyesore by...
View ArticleWildetroll
Derived from the two words 'wildebeest' and 'troll' a wildetroll is an overweight obnoxious and narciccistic male, generally with pimples on his back, who lives to torment, harrass and upset his...
View ArticleMuslimousine
A vehicle used as a mode of transport for muslims, usually overcrowded, sometimes with family members in the trunk.Generally it is a beat-up unroadworthy piece of shit, characterised by a towelhead...
View ArticleKoran
An archaic book of nonsense which crazy people use as justification for their murderous or barbaric deeds. Person 1 : "I feel like doing something crazy tonight, but I need justification"Person 2 :...
View ArticlePost-flush surprise
A turd (seemingly with a mind of its own), which refuses to be flushed, for fear of god knows what. It sometimes intially appears to have been successfully flushed, only to reappear at the worst...
View ArticleBobbing for brown apples
The phrase given to the act of having ones head rammed down the toilet, often by a school bully or an obnoxious drunken 'friend' Chris emerged from the toilet cubicle with toilet water dripping from...
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